$7.20

3D Grenade Notebook

4 stars
from 2 reviews

Travel size, perfect for your carry-on luggage. "Dear Diary, today I got tasered." Also available in Gun!

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Quantum Science!

Silicone coaster claims to improve flavour & nutrition of your drink. Seems legit!

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FBI Dog Coat

4 stars
from 6 reviews

Keep your canine cozy and dry while it gets arrested for impersonating a police dog.

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$4.34

Buddhist iPod

4 stars
from 27 monks

Mystical red box emits Tibetan chanting. Includes 5 prayers and path to nirvana? Video!

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$2.20

Retro Slap Bracelets

Look the part at your next Pogs tournament. Also available in "Love" and "Best Friends".

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$9.97

Retro iPhone Headset

5 stars
from 1 review

*Ring Ring* ...
"Hello, why yes, I am a hipster"
So many colours!

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$6.85

Chairman Mao Hat

I was listening to Mao's quotes on vinyl (before he got popular). Also available in Che!

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$4.38

Mr. Bean's Teddy

4 stars
from 39 reviews

Plush cotton teddy helps you study for your trigonometry calculus exam.

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$8.38

Crazy Drinking Straws

4 stars
from 2 reviews

Utilise pressure differentiation to draw liquid into your mouth. I suppose that is pretty crazy!

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Ice Shot Glass Mold

5 stars
from 18 alcoholics

Serve oyster shooters at your next soirée, or just get drunk and yell at your butler.

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$5.27

Christmas Toilet Paper

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 2 ply of paper.

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$2.99

Shopping Bag Handles

Oh, they have shopping in real life now?
What the hell am I doing here then?

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50 Finger Condoms

4 stars
from 1 casanovas

Impress the sexy barista and casually drop one of these from your wallet. 50 chances at love!

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Tie / Scarf Hanger

4 stars
from 3 reviews

Hang up ties, scarfs, belts. Looks like a skeleton, goes in your closet. COINCIDENCE?

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$14.88

Placenta Face Mask

4 stars
from 1 review

Sheep placenta whitens and revitalizes! Also ideal for nurturing your sheep fetus.

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$3.10

Tire Valve Caps

4 stars
from 6 reviews

These grenade car tire valve caps are the bomb! Ugh.
Set of 4.

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Smile Trainer

3 stars
from 9 reviews

Just 2 minutes a day, your new smile will attract men and scare children. So comfortable!

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Furry Poop Hammer

4 stars
from 2 reviews

Nothing relieves stress like a poo-shaped hammer with sound effects. Now odor free!

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$1.90

Tactical Trunk Monkey

Support the cause and raise awareness with this velcro patch. *There is no cause

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Dog Shoes

0.5 stars
from YOUR DOG.

It's animal cruelty great fun for your pooch! Set of 4, one for each appendage.

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$3.19

Dog Socks

4 stars
from 14 reviews.

Go on, you may as well get matching socks to go with those shoes.

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Fake Grass Rabbit

5 stars
from 6 reviews

An improvement over regular rabbits, in that it is covered in fake grass.

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$6.95

Stress Reliever

4 stars
from 91 perverts

Buy two for the ultimate experience! Important Note: Does not lactate.

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Stress Ball(s)

4 stars
from 11 bitter women

How hard can you squeeze the Men's Ball? Anatomically correct, I think.

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Finger Whip

4 stars
from 1 ringleader

Use it to point at stars, or teach that special someone a valuable lesson.

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Book Thumb Thing

4 stars
from 39 reviews

Keep your book open with a thumb, and free up your other thumb for literally anything!

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$6.69

Service Bell

5 stars
from 2 reviews

Ding ding! Demand satisfaction in your home or prison cell with this nifty service bell.

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$2.55

Drink Stirrers (x5)

4 stars
from 5 reviews

Thumbs up for these handy re-usable drink stirrers. And high-five for shit puns!

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$5.20

Screen Pig (or Chicken!)

4 stars
from 4 reviews

Stretchy pig goes on your monitor. Has a pocket to store all your other useless shit in.

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$3.39

Pen / Toothbrush Holder

4 stars
from 5 reviews

Silicone toes with suction cup base for supporting your unmentionables.

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$1.32

Hidden Condom Keychain

Charm strap with hidden condom. Attach to your phone, camera, or exposed thong.

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Fork / Spoon / Knife (x6)

4 stars
from 6 reviews

Set of 5! Ideal for outdoor activities like camping, or indoor activities like spooning.

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Fix Stinky Hands

4 stars
from 91 reviews

Steel soap removes odors from hands, lasts forever. Perfect for the kitchen or abattoir.

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Annoying Prick Kit

4 stars
from 78 jerks

10 ready-to-use pranks, including such classics as "spicy toothpicks". You jerk.

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