ShitGifts is a hand-picked collection of the weirdest and funniest AliExpress products which are ideal for presents, gag gifts, secret santa, and stocking stuffers!
AliExpress.com is an e-commerce marketplace based in China. There are over 100 million products on AliExpress, and a lot of it is garbage. We wade through that garbage to bring you the best of AliExpress!
All prices on ShitGifts.com are listed in USD, but when you visit AliExpress the prices may appear in your local currency.
Shipping times can vary greatly. Orders generally ship after a week or two, and then take at least another a week or two (or four) to arrive through the post. Around Christmas and Chinese New Year periods they have a large backlog of orders, so prepare to wait longer.
Just so we're 100% clear, you cannot buy anything at ShitGifts.com. When you purchase from AliExpress, you are purchasing directly from a seller in China. Like any online marketplace, the seller might be a large reputable store, or it might be a dude under a bridge. We take care to only share products from reputable sellers, but we'd encourage you to read the recent customer reviews for the product before purchasing.
This is a wesbite called ShitGifts, and you're buying junk from China for pennies. Set your expectations accordingly!hide
Punch holes and literally crank out some bangers with your very own musical box and paper tape!Buy now on AliExpress!
A poo-shaped tea strainer to impress your guests. Just don't strain too hard!Buy now on AliExpress!
You WILL lose a finger (or worse). But at this price, who can resist?!?Buy now on AliExpress!
Get the natural timber-look in a comfy plush feel. Now with fewer splinters!Buy now on AliExpress!
Even burglars are struggling in this economy. Why not give them a helping hand.Buy now on AliExpress!
Get access to the world of secrets that await you in your sister's journal.Buy now on AliExpress!
A tiny fork on one end, a bee on the other. Plus ceramic hive! These are the Pooh.Buy now on AliExpress!
Usually ‘Maneki-neko’ are believed to bring good luck. This one brings attitude and shits in your shoe.Buy now on AliExpress!
Name a more inconic duo.
Store up to 150mL of life-giving elixir, perfect for emergency situations.Buy now on AliExpress!
Whether you're a never-nude or you just like cutoffs, these are the ideal undergarment.Buy now on AliExpress!
2 fake poos in a lovely carry pouch. It just needs a little something extra...Buy now on AliExpress!
... the perfect addition to every poo, whether it's for practical jokes or for scientific study!Buy now on AliExpress!
Bitches aint shit but hounds and tricks. Will your puppy rep Bloods or Crips?Buy now on AliExpress!
Make a clean getaway in a puff of smoke, just by rubbing your fingers together!Buy now on AliExpress!
"Damn son, you lookin' straight up magical in that unicorn mask" - everyone, probablyBuy now on AliExpress!
Like a giant scratch-off lotto ticket to mark places you've graced with your presence.Buy now on AliExpress!