$19.43 Product image of Rude Cat

Rude Cat

4.0 stars
 from 12 reviews

Usually ‘Maneki-neko’ are believed to bring good luck. This one brings attitude and shits in your shoe.

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$13.78 Product image of DIY Music Box

DIY Music Box

4.5 stars
 from 86 reviews

Punch holes and literally crank out some bangers with your very own musical box and paper tape!

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$2.00 Product image of Tea Strainer

Tea Strainer

4.5 stars
 from 474 reviews

A poo-shaped tea strainer to impress your guests. Just don't strain too hard!

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$2.61 Product image of Turbo Toilet Scrubber

Turbo Toilet Scrubber

4.5 stars
 from 711 reviews

Drill attachment.
Toilet brush.
Name a more inconic duo.

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$7.45 Product image of Garbage Bag Suit

Garbage Bag Suit

4.5 stars
 from 48 trend-setters

The bin liner look is very in.
Very now.
Very... derelicte.

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$2.31 Product image of Jerry Can Flask

Jerry Can Flask

4.5 stars
 from 30 day-drinkers

Store up to 150mL of life-giving elixir, perfect for emergency situations.

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$3.29 Product image of Jeans Underwear

Jeans Underwear

4.5 stars
 from 11 reviews

Whether you're a never-nude or you just like cutoffs, these are the ideal undergarment.

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$2.45 Product image of Fake Poop

Fake Poop

2 fake poos in a lovely carry pouch. It just needs a little something extra...

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$1.88 Product image of 50 Fake Corn Pieces

50 Fake Corn Pieces

5.0 stars
 from 4 reviews

... the perfect addition to every poo, whether it's for practical jokes or for scientific study!

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$4.34 Product image of Log Cushion

Log Cushion

4.5 stars
 from 5 reviews

Get the natural timber-look in a comfy plush feel. Now with fewer splinters!

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$2.58 Product image of See-Through Lock

See-Through Lock

4.5 stars
 from 224 burglars

Even burglars are struggling in this economy. Why not give them a helping hand.

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$8.19 Product image of Lock Pick Set

Lock Pick Set

4.5 stars
 from 27 reviews

Get access to the world of secrets that await you in your sister's journal.

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$4.79 Product image of Bee Cocktail Picks

Bee Cocktail Picks

4.5 stars
 from 8 reviews

A tiny fork on one end, a bee on the other. Plus ceramic hive! These are the Pooh.

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$0.84 Product image of Dog Gang Colors

Dog Gang Colors

4.5 stars
 from 32 reviews

Bitches aint shit but hounds and tricks. Will your puppy rep Bloods or Crips?

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$1.17 Product image of Magic Finger Smoke

Magic Finger Smoke

4.5 stars
 from 18 reviews

Make a clean getaway in a puff of smoke, just by rubbing your fingers together!

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$3.12 Product image of Banana Slicer

Banana Slicer

4.5 stars
 from 80 mohelim

You WILL lose a finger (or worse). But at this price, who can resist?!?

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$0.45 Product image of Phone Plunger

Phone Plunger

3.5 stars
 from 19 plumbers

Skidmarks not included. Use to prop up your phone, or unclog the world's tiniest toilet!

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$8.88 Product image of Unicorn / Horse Mask

Unicorn / Horse Mask

5.0 stars
 from 11 reviews

"Damn son, you lookin' straight up magical in that unicorn mask" - everyone, probably

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$11.99 Product image of Scratch Travel Poster

Scratch Travel Poster

4.5 stars
 from 112 reviews

Like a giant scratch-off lotto ticket to mark places you've graced with your presence.

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$0.70 Product image of She Pee

She Pee

4.5 stars
 from 631 reviews

Reusable silicone appendage to pee while you stand. Great for guys on those extra cold nights.

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